Last update on October 28, 2020
If you need a quick overview of the mind, you no longer seem to be.I chose 88 funny quotes about life and general life lessons organized in different categories.
Like William James, I have the feeling that regular laughter is such an important habit.
"We don't laugh because we are happy, we are happy because we are laughing." Click on tweetar
"The way to true love never went well."
Read until the end of this blog post, where I share a surprise with you.A funnyMotto in lifeIt is ideal for breaking Icean and the fact that you don't take you very seriously.I give you for a long time with these bizarre, sarcastic, crazy, philosophical or hilarious quotations about life about your heart :)
In ... birthday
"Birthdays are the way of telling them nature that they should eat more cakes."
"You know that you get older when candles cost more than the cake."
"Birthdays are good for them. Statistics show that people who live most of the time."
"They heard of the three age groups of humans - youth, age and is amazed."
Francis Cardinal Spellman
I believe in loyalty.If a woman reaches an age she likes, she has to stay with her.
“My husband wanted one of these televisions to the big screen for his birthday.So I only approached the chair of the only one that we already have. ”
"Why is a birthday cake the only meal you can explode and spit, and everyone runs to take a piece?"
"You know that you get older when you take this candle on the cake. So 'see if you can blow it up in the air."
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"Women who try to be the same for men have no ambition."
“Bandits require their money or life;Both need women. "
Nicholas Murray Butler
"There are three unbearable things in life - cold coffee, warm champagne and confident women."
"I was unlucky with my two women.The first left me and the second no. "
'An archaeologist is the best husband that a woman can have.The older she is more interested, he is in her.
“A successful man is one who earns more money than his wife can spend.A successful woman is one who can find such a man. ”
My grandmother started to go five kilometers a day when she was sixty years old.She is now ninety years old and we don't know where to hell she is.
“In any case, they are getting married.If you get a good woman, you will be happy;If you get a bad one, you will be a philosopher. "
"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that she has served the family nothing but leftovers for thirty years. The original meal has never been found."
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""To attract men, I use a perfume called the new interior of the new car. ”
"What is the difference between a friend and a husband? About 30 pounds."
“Why do men like intelligent women?Because put on opposites. "
"The man was done at the end of the week of the week when God was tired."
"There is a big difference between the wild and the civilized man, but it is never recognizable for her women until after breakfast."Helen Rowlandclick for Tweet
“Man does not control his own fate.Women in his life do it for him. "
"Man is a domestic animal that, when treated in a firm and friendly manner, can be trained to do most things."
Behind every big man is a woman who rolls with her eyes.
“Before judging a man, go a mile in his place.In this way, if you criticize it, you will be a mile removed and your shoes! ”
"When a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he's wrong."
“The true man wants two things: danger and game.For this reason, he wants a woman like the most dangerous toy. ”
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"Men are friendship like football, but it doesn't seem that women treat them like glass and go into pieces."
Anne Morrow Lindbergh
""Love is blind;Friendship does not try to notice. "
Otto von Bismarck
"True friends stab you."
"When a woman becomes her best friend, life is easier."
Diane von Furstenberg
“Friends are people who know you very well and like you anyway.
"There is nothing better than a friend unless it is a friend with chocolate."
"If you can survive for 11 days in tight rooms with a friend and laugh, your friendship is the real business."
"I always said that your enemies in politics cannot hurt it, but your friends kill him."
"You can always tell a real friend: If you make yourself a fool, he doesn't have the feeling that he did a permanent job."
Laurence J. Peter
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In a relationship
“Honesty is the key to a relationship.If you can do it that way, it's inside. "
"My best birth control is now only to turn on the lights."
“If a man stays a date, he wonders whether he will be lucky.A woman already knows. "
'Women need a reason to have sex.Homens only need one place
"The most important thing in a relationship between a man and a woman is that one of them should be good in receiving orders."
"If I seriously take a relationship with someone in the long run, I would be the last people I would present."
"The difference between a relationship and in prison is that they can play softball in prisons at the weekend."
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""People who say that they sleep like a baby usually have none. "
Leo J. Burke
"Having children doesn't make you more parents than having a pianist for you."
"You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for example."
Franklin P. Jones
“Before I got married, I had six theories about child rearing;I now have six children and without theories. "
John Wilmot (Conde De Rochester)
"Always end your child's name with a vowel so that when the name is crying."Bill CosbyClick for Tweet
"The best time to give your children advice is while they are still young enough to believe that they know what they are talking about."
"As a father of two girls, I came to the conclusion that they are as confusing as the boys, but the dirt they raise in the house in the house consists of at least 50% brightness."
"It is astonishing how quickly children learn to drive a car, but they cannot understand the grass cutter, snow blower and the vacuum cleaner."
""Housing cannot kill it, but why do you risk it? "
"Our home is clean enough to be healthy and dirty enough to be happy."
"A new broom sweeps clean, but the old broom knows the songs."
'Domestic oder is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she didn't do it.
"I hate housework!You make the beds, throw the dishes - and six months later they have to start all over again. ”
“If this is coffee, please bring me a tea.But if it is the tea, please bring me some coffee. ”
"This is a day of lust. It is when you have a day free and your wife says:" Honey, do it "and" honey, do it "at home."
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In the office
"I always arrive late in the office, but I compensate that I will come out early."
"I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit for hours and see it."
Jerome K. Jerome
"Most people work hard enough to not be released and only pay enough money to not give up."
"The brain is an amazing organ. It starts working as soon as you get up in the morning and do not enter the office."
"One of the symptoms of a approaching nervous breakdown is the conviction that someone is terribly important to someone."
"The problem of being on time is that nobody is there to appreciate it."
Franklin P. Jones
"The way to success is covered with many tempting parking spaces."
“Work is the best in the world.So we should always save a little for tomorrow. "
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In the song
"Everything that is too stupid to talk about it is sung."
""I love singing and I love drinking whiskey.Most people hear that I drink whiskey. ”
""My music is better understood by children and animals. ”
- Beethoven always seems to be disturbing the disturbing nail bags, with a hammer with here and there and there.John Ruskin click to tweet
"I can't hear Wagner so much.I can get the desire to conquer Poland. ”
""All music is folk music.I've never heard a horse singing a song. "
“Comedy is difficult.Every idiot can have an opinion. "
Every idiot can earn money.Earn money, very few can do it.
"Don't argue with an idiot. He will pull it to his level and beat you with experience."
"When abnormal enough time goes through, it gets normal."
"Every man can make mistakes, but only an idiot remains in his mistake."Marcus Tullius Ciceroclick to Twittar
"People who say that this cannot be done should not interrupt those who do this."
George Bernard Shaw
"The problem is that they get fans who say they are great, no matter how big an idiot is."
"There is a fine line between fish and just on the beach like an idiot."
"Two things are endless, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe."
"Sometimes I think that the safest sign that intelligent life exists in other parts of the universe is that nothing has tried to contact us."
Bill Watterson, Cartunista
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"Retirement kills more people than hard work."
"When a man retires, his wife gets her husband twice, but only half of the income."
Chi Chi Rodriguez
"There are those who start retirement long before they stop working."
“It is a good and quiet retirement.I don't do anything in most days, but take it all day to do it.
“Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas.The aim is to make the best of it, but not so complete that they get out of money. ”
"When a man retires and the time is no longer urgent, his colleagues usually have a watch."
R C Sherriff
"Often, when you think you are at the end of something, it is at the beginning of something else."
Additional reading:101+ quotes of inspiring pictures and pictures
Book tip: Funny quotes of inspiring life
Here comes my last book tip for you.Did you know that I published a book with fun inspiring quotes about life and happiness that delivers a dose of laughter?It is invited with mumoroud motto about life that is organized on topics with bright colorful photos.
If you want a preview of the book, jump the following background story and roll down to see my 29 -second advertising video.
Number 1 in my reader's wish list
It is the 11th book in the Inspirational Picture Books series that I created, and I'm particularly proud of it :)
With this book I fulfill a special request for my readers, which you have expressed in a search.A funny life quoted and sayings ”was in the ranking of the number 1 wish list!
And although I had this valuable information, I just couldn't create it and publish other pictures of inspiring picture quotes.
I received help from my valuable readers
Which only prevented me from perception that humor is so individual and my preference for funny pictures and special wisdom could reflect the taste of the mood of everyone.But I was lucky enough to get help from my readers.It is the other thing that really makes me proud.
It was the first time that a creative group of twenty and twenty compliments from readers from all over the world helped me in a book project.
In total, they took part in more than 50 surveys. They voted for:
- The number of quotes by category
- The best categories of funny life
- The funniest ideas for each category
- The funniest photos
- The best title in the book
- The most suitable cover for this
I could continue and continue ...
The group helped me with many other things in the book creation process. It was such a fabulous experience and I would like to thank all participants with all my heart again.
If you also want to be creative, visit me in my Facebook group "Funny Quotes" and help me to shape my real book.Perhaps you will be inspired and will soon publish your own book.Click here to join thisFacebook group!
Concentrate on the most important aspects of life
According to the results of research, you will find the funny wisdom of retirement in this book, the smile, the words about love, funny quotations about life, men and women, work, friend and more.
Sometimes, very funny and friendly, moody, this collection will not disappoint.A great uniform book that certainly clarifies itself and makes everyone laugh, even if they have read it.
With funny life and dictations of people in the course of history, you will read the quotes of modern and historical figures, who are known as Agatha Christie, Albert Einstein, Eva Gabor, Papa John XIII, Elbert Hubbard, Leslie Nielsen, George Carlin and much more.
This is what readers say about the book:
Take a look at my video (30 seconds): Funny quotes about life
Don't miss my short video below to give you an idea of the appearance of the book.
It is good to know: Of course you can also print all my photo instruction books as copies on Amazon. I have included space for your own greetings or dedications.This allows you to create a personal and fun gift for many occasions.
In the print version I also integrated 2 empty pages at the end of the book, where you can write down your funny funny inspiring life quotes.
And if you want to bring it to the next stage, take a look at my 52 -Habit kitchen course, in which even one of my 52 good habits focuses on laughter.Click here!